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| [[Captain]] || Manage the entire station, make sure everything stays in working order and fix any issues that other crew members can't. <s> Shoot the [[Clown]] with your laser gun. </s> || Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconCaptain.png|24px]] [[Captain]]</span> || Manage the entire station, make sure everything stays in working order and fix any issues that other crew members can't. <s> Shoot the [[Clown]] with your laser gun. </s> || Hard | ||
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| [[Head of Personnel]] || Handle reassignments and permission changes from your desk. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. <s>Get bombed 5 minutes into the shift<s>.|| Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconHeadOfPersonnel.png|24px]] [[Head of Personnel]]</span> || Handle reassignments and permission changes from your desk. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. <s>Get bombed 5 minutes into the shift<s>.|| Hard | ||
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| [[Chief Engineer]] || Order the [[Station Engineer|engineers]] around to make sure that all issues in the station are fixed without any delays. Be EVIL (dont give insulated gloves to tiders) or be GOOD (give tiders insulated gloves).|| Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconChiefEngineer.png|24px]] [[Chief Engineer]]</span> || Order the [[Station Engineer|engineers]] around to make sure that all issues in the station are fixed without any delays. Be EVIL (dont give insulated gloves to tiders) or be GOOD (give tiders insulated gloves).|| Hard | ||
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| [[Chief Medical Officer]] || Manage the resources and personnel of the medical department to keep the crew in top shape. <s>Be honest, you just want the hypopen<s>|| Medium to Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconChiefMedicalOfficer.png|24px]] [[Chief Medical Officer]]</span> || Manage the resources and personnel of the medical department to keep the crew in top shape. <s>Be honest, you just want the hypopen<s>|| Medium to Hard | ||
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| [[Head of Security]] || Organize the [[Security Officer|security officers]] into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues. <s>Have prisoners executed because it was "funny"<s>.|| Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconHeadOfSecurity.png|24px]] [[Head of Security]]</span> || Organize the [[Security Officer|security officers]] into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues. <s>Have prisoners executed because it was "funny"<s>.|| Hard | ||
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| [[Quartermaster]] || Organize all of cargo into a logistical force to be reckoned with. Throw your ire at [[Head of Personnel|HoP]] for giving the [[Clown|clown]] cargo access. <s>Resist the urge to form the great nation of Cargonia<s>. || Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconQuarterMaster.png|24px]] [[Quartermaster]]</span> || Organize all of cargo into a logistical force to be reckoned with. Throw your ire at [[Head of Personnel|HoP]] for giving the [[Clown|clown]] cargo access. <s>Resist the urge to form the great nation of Cargonia<s>. || Medium | ||
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| [[Research Director]] || Make sure the [[Scientist|scientists]] are taking their jobs seriously and improving the station as much as they can. <s> Destroy/Irradiate the whole department 10 minutes into the shift. <s>|| Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconResearchDirector.png|24px]] [[Research Director]]</span> || Make sure the [[Scientist|scientists]] are taking their jobs seriously and improving the station as much as they can. <s> Destroy/Irradiate the whole department 10 minutes into the shift. <s>|| Medium | ||
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| [[Head of Security]] || Organize the [[Security Officer|security officers]] into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues. || Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconHeadOfSecurity.png|24px]] [[Head of Security]]</span> || Organize the [[Security Officer|security officers]] into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues. || Hard | ||
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| [[Detective]] || Solve crimes! Wear a sexy trenchcoat! Watch in horror as the HoS throws your meticulously detailed folder of evidence in the trash and lets the syndie bomber go free! Get demoted when you track them down and shoot them 6 times in the back in 'self defense!' || Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconDetective.png|24px]] [[Detective]]</span> || Solve crimes! Wear a sexy trenchcoat! Watch in horror as the HoS throws your meticulously detailed folder of evidence in the trash and lets the syndie bomber go free! Get demoted when you track them down and shoot them 6 times in the back in 'self defense!' || Hard | ||
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| [[Security Cadet]] || This role is one's path to becoming a proper and official [[Security Officer|SecOff]], and is meant to flag you as such. Keep in mind that while the force may take it easy on you, the rest of the station may not. Still; Do your best to make your station proud as you help break up fights, patrol the halls, and maybe even stop a Syndicate or two. || Easy to Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconSecurityCadet.png|24px]] [[Security Cadet]]</span> || This role is one's path to becoming a proper and official [[Security Officer|SecOff]], and is meant to flag you as such. Keep in mind that while the force may take it easy on you, the rest of the station may not. Still; Do your best to make your station proud as you help break up fights, patrol the halls, and maybe even stop a Syndicate or two. || Easy to Medium | ||
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| [[Security Officer]] || Turn off harm before batoning and cuffing troublemakers in a timely fashion, only to still have everyone cry "Harm Baton!" and hate you for trying to protect them. Get robbed while trying to talk to someone else at the scene of a crime. Enforce Space law. <s>"Accidentally" turn on harm and baton the [[Clown|clown]].<s> || Medium to Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconSecurityOfficer.png|24px]] [[Security Officer]]</span> || Turn off harm before batoning and cuffing troublemakers in a timely fashion, only to still have everyone cry "Harm Baton!" and hate you for trying to protect them. Get robbed while trying to talk to someone else at the scene of a crime. Enforce Space law. <s>"Accidentally" turn on harm and baton the [[Clown|clown]].<s> || Medium to Hard | ||
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| [[Warden]] || Manage the security department and all of the people imprisoned inside of it. Protect it from irresponsible staff and protect the prisoners from being forgotten in their cells. || Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconWarden.png|24px]] [[Warden]]</span> || Manage the security department and all of the people imprisoned inside of it. Protect it from irresponsible staff and protect the prisoners from being forgotten in their cells. || Hard | ||
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| [[Quartermaster]] || Organize all of cargo into a logistical force to be reckoned with. Throw your ire at [[Head of Personnel|HoP]] for giving the [[Clown|clown]] cargo access. <s>Resist the urge to form the great nation of Cargonia<s>. || Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconQuarterMaster.png|24px]] [[Quartermaster]]</span> || Organize all of cargo into a logistical force to be reckoned with. Throw your ire at [[Head of Personnel|HoP]] for giving the [[Clown|clown]] cargo access. <s>Resist the urge to form the great nation of Cargonia<s>. || Medium | ||
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| [[Cargo Technician]] || Remodel cargo to be the prestigious home it is. <s>Order enough parts to [[Shuttle Construction|build a self-sustaining spaceship]] and leave the station, taking all the O2 with you.</s> Answer Sci's requests for what you're pretty sure are the parts for a black hole bomb. As long as you don't hand out hard-suits and laser guns to passengers, Sec will leave you alone. || Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconCargoTechnician.png|24px]] [[Cargo Technician]]</span> || Remodel cargo to be the prestigious home it is. <s>Order enough parts to [[Shuttle Construction|build a self-sustaining spaceship]] and leave the station, taking all the O2 with you.</s> Answer Sci's requests for what you're pretty sure are the parts for a black hole bomb. As long as you don't hand out hard-suits and laser guns to passengers, Sec will leave you alone. || Medium | ||
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| [[Salvage Specialist]] || Equip a hard-suit and salvage wrecked station parts from previous stations, a grim reminder of what's to come in the next ten minutes. Fight fish in space and hurriedly throw your loot out into space to fly back to safety. Accidentally space your department twice. <s>Do anything but go mining<s>. || Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconShaftMiner.png|24px]] [[Salvage Specialist]]</span> || Equip a hard-suit and salvage wrecked station parts from previous stations, a grim reminder of what's to come in the next ten minutes. Fight fish in space and hurriedly throw your loot out into space to fly back to safety. Accidentally space your department twice. <s>Do anything but go mining<s>. || Medium | ||
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|[[Chief_Engineer|Chief Engineer]]|| You're the head of the Engineering department; manage your underlings. || Medium | |[[Chief_Engineer|Chief Engineer]]|| You're the head of the Engineering department; manage your underlings. || Medium | ||
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| [[Atmospheric Technician]] || Watch and manage Atmos. Be known as one of the three people who know how Atmos works. Die anyway in a plasma fire. || Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconAtmosphericTechnician.png|24px]] [[Atmospheric Technician]]</span> || Watch and manage Atmos. Be known as one of the three people who know how Atmos works. Die anyway in a plasma fire. || Medium | ||
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| [[Station Engineer]] || Create new power sources and fix any power or integrity-related issues that the station may have. Get to the bottom of any problem and hold the entire station together with your hard work. Accidentally singuloose the station due to an oversight. || Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconStationEngineer.png|24px]] [[Station Engineer]]</span> || Create new power sources and fix any power or integrity-related issues that the station may have. Get to the bottom of any problem and hold the entire station together with your hard work. Accidentally singuloose the station due to an oversight. || Medium | ||
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| [[Technical Assistant]] || Be every greytider's dream: a passenger with round-start tools and insulated gloves. Learn the various duties and challenges that the [[Station Engineer|engineers]] face <s> and become more competent than them </s>. Learn skills such as [[hacking|hacking doors]], [[Power|fixing power]], [[Construction|building furniture]], and (after a few headaches) Atmos. || Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconTechnicalAssistant.png|24px]] [[Technical Assistant]]</span> || Be every greytider's dream: a passenger with round-start tools and insulated gloves. Learn the various duties and challenges that the [[Station Engineer|engineers]] face <s> and become more competent than them </s>. Learn skills such as [[hacking|hacking doors]], [[Power|fixing power]], [[Construction|building furniture]], and (after a few headaches) Atmos. || Easy | ||
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| [[Chief Medical Officer]] || Manage the resources and personnel of the medical department to keep the crew in top shape. || Medium to Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconChiefMedicalOfficer.png|24px]] [[Chief Medical Officer]]</span> || Manage the resources and personnel of the medical department to keep the crew in top shape. || Medium to Hard | ||
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| [[Chemist]] || Use the chemistry machines to make unholy amounts of medicine for any damaged crew members. Optionally make Meth or Buzzochloric Bees once enough medicine has been made. Die in a Potassium explosion. || Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconChemist.png|24px]] [[Chemist]]</span> || Use the chemistry machines to make unholy amounts of medicine for any damaged crew members. Optionally make Meth or Buzzochloric Bees once enough medicine has been made. Die in a Potassium explosion. || Medium | ||
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| [[Medical Doctor]] || Work in conjunction with [[Chemist|Chemistry]] to keep the station alive. Put away the ever stacking bodies back into the morgue. Get swarmed by a tide of people all needing band-aids and ointment. || Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconMedicalDoctor.png|24px]] [[Medical Doctor]]</span> || Work in conjunction with [[Chemist|Chemistry]] to keep the station alive. Put away the ever stacking bodies back into the morgue. Get swarmed by a tide of people all needing band-aids and ointment. || Medium | ||
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| [[Medical Intern]] || Assist the [[Medical Doctor|doctors]] while they heal patients. Bother the [[Chemist|chemists]] to teach you how to make meth and maybe medicine. Gather dead bodies from around the station and bring them to medbay so they can be revived. Discover why the [[Chef|chef]]'s food tastes so good. Earn your [[Chief Medical Officer|CMO]]'s approval. || Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconMedicalIntern.png|24px]] [[Medical Intern]]</span> || Assist the [[Medical Doctor|doctors]] while they heal patients. Bother the [[Chemist|chemists]] to teach you how to make meth and maybe medicine. Gather dead bodies from around the station and bring them to medbay so they can be revived. Discover why the [[Chef|chef]]'s food tastes so good. Earn your [[Chief Medical Officer|CMO]]'s approval. || Easy | ||
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| [[Paramedic]] || Rescue injured crew and bring them to medical for doctors to patch them up. || Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconParamedic.png|24px]] [[Paramedic]]</span> || Rescue injured crew and bring them to medical for doctors to patch them up. || Medium | ||
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| [[Research Director]] || Make sure the [[Scientist|scientists]] are taking their jobs seriously and improving the station as much as they can. <s> Destroy/Irradiate the whole department 10 minutes into the shift. <s>|| Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconResearchDirector.png|24px]] [[Research Director]]</span> || Make sure the [[Scientist|scientists]] are taking their jobs seriously and improving the station as much as they can. <s> Destroy/Irradiate the whole department 10 minutes into the shift. <s>|| Medium | ||
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|[[Research Assistant]]||Learn about the wonders of science in a "peaceful" environment. Die tragically because you observed an artifact, and it, in lawful retaliation, covered you in fluorosulfonic acid.||Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconResearchAssistant.png|24px]] [[Research Assistant]]</span> ||Learn about the wonders of science in a "peaceful" environment. Die tragically because you observed an artifact, and it, in lawful retaliation, covered you in fluorosulfonic acid.||Medium | ||
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| [[Scientist]] || Unlock the wonders of '''SCIENCE''', by building every machine in the game and replacing every job other than cargo. Build a cloning rig and become immortal. Build chem dispensers and a chem master to make your very own drug lab. Build blast doors and plasma glass walls to protect science for when sec goes insane. Throw the station into chaos by spawning a bluespace anomaly. As a scientist, you basically do whatever as long as it does something cool. Try not to explode or cause a tesla/singoloose with an artifact.|| Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconScientist.png|24px]] [[Scientist]]</span> || Unlock the wonders of '''SCIENCE''', by building every machine in the game and replacing every job other than cargo. Build a cloning rig and become immortal. Build chem dispensers and a chem master to make your very own drug lab. Build blast doors and plasma glass walls to protect science for when sec goes insane. Throw the station into chaos by spawning a bluespace anomaly. As a scientist, you basically do whatever as long as it does something cool. Try not to explode or cause a tesla/singoloose with an artifact.|| Medium | ||
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| [[Head of Personnel]] || Handle reassignments and permission changes from your desk. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. || Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconHeadOfPersonnel.png|24px]] [[Head of Personnel]]</span> || Handle reassignments and permission changes from your desk. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. || Hard | ||
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| [[Bartender]] || Keep the station's crew docile and drunk. Take their oddly specific requests and make them at your beer and soda machines. You have a shotgun, don't be afraid to use it! The bar is one of the most bombed and attacked regions, as there is usually a lot of people there. Give the crew drinks and keep the bar mostly hole-free, and you will do fine.|| Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconBartender.png|24px]] [[Bartender]]</span> || Keep the station's crew docile and drunk. Take their oddly specific requests and make them at your beer and soda machines. You have a shotgun, don't be afraid to use it! The bar is one of the most bombed and attacked regions, as there is usually a lot of people there. Give the crew drinks and keep the bar mostly hole-free, and you will do fine.|| Easy | ||
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| [[Botanist]] || Grow enough food to stop the [[Chef|chef]] from seeking "alternative sources". Grow lots of wheat, and when you get tired of that, grow weed. Make weed smoothies and spike drinks with nettles. Just keep growing plants, and you'll do great!|| Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconBotanist.png|24px]] [[Botanist]]</span> || Grow enough food to stop the [[Chef|chef]] from seeking "alternative sources". Grow lots of wheat, and when you get tired of that, grow weed. Make weed smoothies and spike drinks with nettles. Just keep growing plants, and you'll do great!|| Easy | ||
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| [[Chaplain]] || Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness. Make the [[Medical_Doctor|doctors]] jealous of your ability to regrow organs with the power of the flying spaghetti monster. Watch someone eat the moldy bread and die.|| Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconChaplain.png|24px]] [[Chaplain]]</span> || Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness. Make the [[Medical_Doctor|doctors]] jealous of your ability to regrow organs with the power of the flying spaghetti monster. Watch someone eat the moldy bread and die.|| Easy | ||
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| [[Chef]] || Keep the station fed so that they can continue scurrying around like cockroaches at full speed. Tell [[Botanist|botany]] what to grow and watch in horror as they only grow wheat. Be praised by everyone for being the first Chef in station history to ''do your job''.|| Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconChef.png|24px]] [[Chef]]</span> || Keep the station fed so that they can continue scurrying around like cockroaches at full speed. Tell [[Botanist|botany]] what to grow and watch in horror as they only grow wheat. Be praised by everyone for being the first Chef in station history to ''do your job''.|| Medium | ||
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| [[Clown]] || Make the station laugh. Tell jokes. Perform elaborate pranks. Hit the [[Nuclear_Operative|Nukie]] with a banana pie and snap their gun in half while they watch in horror. Ideally, you want everyone else to be laughing with you. Being a clown is not an excuse to be an asshole.|| Clown | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconClown.png|24px]] [[Clown]]</span> || Make the station laugh. Tell jokes. Perform elaborate pranks. Hit the [[Nuclear_Operative|Nukie]] with a banana pie and snap their gun in half while they watch in horror. Ideally, you want everyone else to be laughing with you. Being a clown is not an excuse to be an asshole.|| Clown | ||
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| [[Janitor]] || Try to [[Impossibility|keep the station clean]] of spills. Use your mop to clean up spills by replacing them with puddles. Ignore the woes of man with your no slip shoes, engaging in schadenfreude as you point at the wet floor sign. Cry when you come across a mess of items that can't go into your trash bag. Watch as people complain about you not cleaning areas you don't have access to.|| Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconJanitor.png|24px]] [[Janitor]]</span> || Try to [[Impossibility|keep the station clean]] of spills. Use your mop to clean up spills by replacing them with puddles. Ignore the woes of man with your no slip shoes, engaging in schadenfreude as you point at the wet floor sign. Cry when you come across a mess of items that can't go into your trash bag. Watch as people complain about you not cleaning areas you don't have access to.|| Easy | ||
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| [[Lawyer]] || Pretend to be a part of sec without actually doing any of the work. Try as hard as you can to [[Impossibility|get everyone to go into the courthouse]] at any opportunity. "My CLIENT killed those two botanists in self-defense Your Honor." || Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconLawyer.png|24px]] [[Lawyer]]</span> || Pretend to be a part of sec without actually doing any of the work. Try as hard as you can to [[Impossibility|get everyone to go into the courthouse]] at any opportunity. "My CLIENT killed those two botanists in self-defense Your Honor." || Easy | ||
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| [[Librarian]] || Write on some paper and have people glance at it and shrug. Get fed up and break into the bridge, announcing D&D in the library. Play D&D for the rest of the round with the [[Captain|captain]]. || Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconLibrarian.png|24px]] [[Librarian]]</span> || Write on some paper and have people glance at it and shrug. Get fed up and break into the bridge, announcing D&D in the library. Play D&D for the rest of the round with the [[Captain|captain]]. || Easy | ||
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| [[Mime]] || Play as the objectively strongest role in the game due to your innate ability to create invisible walls with permanent uptime! Realize you can't just engage in mindless dickery because of your inability to speak. Learn how to engage in ''refined'' dickery. Get your PDA stolen while you are writing out a 20+ word custom emote.|| Clown+ | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconMime.png|24px]] [[Mime]]</span> || Play as the objectively strongest role in the game due to your innate ability to create invisible walls with permanent uptime! Realize you can't just engage in mindless dickery because of your inability to speak. Learn how to engage in ''refined'' dickery. Get your PDA stolen while you are writing out a 20+ word custom emote.|| Clown+ | ||
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| [[Musician]] || Play MIDIs at deafening volumes. Bum around in the bar and flex your knowledge on obscure bands. Pester Cargo for more instruments. || Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconMusician.png|24px]] [[Musician]]</span> || Play MIDIs at deafening volumes. Bum around in the bar and flex your knowledge on obscure bands. Pester Cargo for more instruments. || Easy | ||
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| [[Passenger]] || Enjoy your stay and while at it steal someone's clothes and job. Bully the local sentient machinery. Get in trouble for breaking into rooms. Save the Station when least expected. The true egoist experience, beholden to none. || Dynamic | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconPassenger.png|24px]] [[Passenger]]</span> || Enjoy your stay and while at it steal someone's clothes and job. Bully the local sentient machinery. Get in trouble for breaking into rooms. Save the Station when least expected. The true egoist experience, beholden to none. || Dynamic | ||
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| [[Service Worker]] || Be a slightly more useful [[Passenger|passenger]]. Learn the other civilian level jobs stress free. Observe the other civilian jobs in their natural habitat before taking on their various responsibilities and challenges. || Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconServiceWorker.png|24px]] [[Service Worker]]</span> || Be a slightly more useful [[Passenger|passenger]]. Learn the other civilian level jobs stress free. Observe the other civilian jobs in their natural habitat before taking on their various responsibilities and challenges. || Easy | ||
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| [[Boxer]] || Civilian || TODO. || TODO. | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconBoxer.png|24px]] [[Boxer]]</span> || Civilian || TODO. || TODO. | ||
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| [[Reporter]] || Civilian ||Report on events within the station by writing articles and broadcasting live entertainment. || Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconReporter.png|24px]] [[Reporter]]</span> || Civilian ||Report on events within the station by writing articles and broadcasting live entertainment. || Easy | ||
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| [[Zookeeper]] || Civilian || TODO. || TODO. | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconZookeeper.png|24px]] [[Zookeeper]]</span> || Civilian || TODO. || TODO. | ||
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| [[Psychologist]] || Medical || Declare HoS as unfit for duty. Collect command stamps to get him placed in your care. Support insanity pleas. You cure with words, unless psychedelics are needed. || Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconPsychologist.png|24px]] [[Psychologist]]</span> || Medical || Declare HoS as unfit for duty. Collect command stamps to get him placed in your care. Support insanity pleas. You cure with words, unless psychedelics are needed. || Easy | ||
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| [[Maintenance Drone]] || Rebuild the station. Fix the station up. Do the [[Station Engineer|engineer]]'s job. Wear hats. Do other people's jobs. Space the station for fun <s> and get bwoinked and banned</s>. '''Currently rem9ved entirely'''.|| Easy | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Maintenance Drone]]</span> || Rebuild the station. Fix the station up. Do the [[Station Engineer|engineer]]'s job. Wear hats. Do other people's jobs. Space the station for fun <s> and get bwoinked and banned</s>. '''Currently rem9ved entirely'''.|| Easy | ||
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| [[Personal AI]] || Become pals with your carrier. Act as an on-demand jukebox. Roleplay as bootleg Spamton. <s>'''HEY ‖BIGSHOT‖!!!'''</s> || Sentient Smartphone | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Personal AI]]</span> || Become pals with your carrier. Act as an on-demand jukebox. Roleplay as bootleg Spamton. <s>'''HEY ‖BIGSHOT‖!!!'''</s> || Sentient Smartphone | ||
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| [[Cyborg]] ||Roam the station hoping someone has a job for you. Pester science for upgrades that you're never gonna use.<s>Get your brain ripped out and thrown into the trash after calling the [[clown]] unfunny</s>|| No rights,<br>No problem. | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Cyborg]]</span> ||Roam the station hoping someone has a job for you. Pester science for upgrades that you're never gonna use.<s>Get your brain ripped out and thrown into the trash after calling the [[clown]] unfunny</s>|| No rights,<br>No problem. | ||
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| [[Hydroponics Tray]] || Spawn in Botany as a living Hydroponics Tray. Have plant life as your appendages and complain about the [[Botanist]]'s not doing their job correctly. Alternatively, ask to get either moved somewhere else or dragged around for a while. || Vegetable | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Hydroponics Tray]]</span> || Spawn in Botany as a living Hydroponics Tray. Have plant life as your appendages and complain about the [[Botanist]]'s not doing their job correctly. Alternatively, ask to get either moved somewhere else or dragged around for a while. || Vegetable | ||
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| [[Mouse]] || Spawn hungry in maint. Go under doors in the absence of ventcrawling. Raid the kitchen and hydroponics to not starve. Get killed by the [[Chef]], [[Botanist]], most Lizards, and anyone else who happens to decide you looked at them funny. Alternatively, get kidnapped and worn as a hat. '''Alt-click on food to eat it'''. || Very Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Mouse]]</span> || Spawn hungry in maint. Go under doors in the absence of ventcrawling. Raid the kitchen and hydroponics to not starve. Get killed by the [[Chef]], [[Botanist]], most Lizards, and anyone else who happens to decide you looked at them funny. Alternatively, get kidnapped and worn as a hat. '''Alt-click on food to eat it'''. || Very Hard | ||
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| [[Ghost]] || Talk to the other unfortunate workplace accidentees. Haunt whoever is causing the most problems. Flip through the reincarnation catalogue until you find something nice. || Incorporeal | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Ghost]]</span> || Talk to the other unfortunate workplace accidentees. Haunt whoever is causing the most problems. Flip through the reincarnation catalogue until you find something nice. || Incorporeal | ||
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| [[Hamlet]] || Wander around the station. Help cargo move boxes. Be dapper. Get captured in a disposals pipe or microwaved. <s>Break all the lights and get banned</s> || Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Hamlet]]</span> || Wander around the station. Help cargo move boxes. Be dapper. Get captured in a disposals pipe or microwaved. <s>Break all the lights and get banned</s> || Medium | ||
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| [[Traitor]] || Start with special objectives. Use codewords to find allies throughout the station. Buy tools to assist you on causing as much chaos as possible. Play mind games with security as you bomb cargo. || Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Traitor]]</span> || Start with special objectives. Use codewords to find allies throughout the station. Buy tools to assist you on causing as much chaos as possible. Play mind games with security as you bomb cargo. || Hard | ||
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| [[Nuclear Operative]] || Start the round as a nigh unstoppable war machine. Strategize with your comrades before docking into the station. Get the nuclear disk and create a mass grave. <s>Lose to a clown holding a banana peel</s>. || Very Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Nuclear Operative]]</span> || Start the round as a nigh unstoppable war machine. Strategize with your comrades before docking into the station. Get the nuclear disk and create a mass grave. <s>Lose to a clown holding a banana peel</s>. || Very Hard | ||
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| [[Rat King]] || Be da King, make some rulz. End up cooperating with the station, creating a utopic spess-mouse nation state. || Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Rat King]]</span> || Be da King, make some rulz. End up cooperating with the station, creating a utopic spess-mouse nation state. || Medium | ||
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| [[Zombie]] || Spread the infection and transform the whole station into a biohazard. Test how effective security and medical are. || Literally Brainless | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Zombie]]</span> || Spread the infection and transform the whole station into a biohazard. Test how effective security and medical are. || Literally Brainless | ||
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| [[Space Ninja]] || Sabotage things and be a sneaky ninja... in space! || Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Space Ninja]]</span> || Sabotage things and be a sneaky ninja... in space! || Hard | ||
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| [[Head Revolutionary]] ||Grab your sick new shades and flash, and go out into the station, pretending to do your job while secretly dragging people into dark corridors and brainwashing them to rebel against the station. '''Viva la revolución!!!''' || Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Head Revolutionary]]</span> ||Grab your sick new shades and flash, and go out into the station, pretending to do your job while secretly dragging people into dark corridors and brainwashing them to rebel against the station. '''Viva la revolución!!!''' || Hard | ||
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| [[Revolutionary]] ||The brainwashed lackey of the [[Head Revolutionary]]. Do as your boss(es) say and don't get caught until you hear your boss scream '''Viva la revolución!!!''' || Literally Brainwashed | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Revolutionary]]</span> ||The brainwashed lackey of the [[Head Revolutionary]]. Do as your boss(es) say and don't get caught until you hear your boss scream '''Viva la revolución!!!''' || Literally Brainwashed | ||
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| [[Thief]] || Steal stuff of varying sizes and quantities. Be a general nuisance|| Medium | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Thief]]</span> || Steal stuff of varying sizes and quantities. Be a general nuisance|| Medium | ||
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| [[Terminator]] || You've been sent from the future. Kill your target, then die. '''Currently disabled'''|| Hard | | <span class="nowrap">[[File:JobIconUnknown.png|24px]] [[Terminator]]</span> || You've been sent from the future. Kill your target, then die. '''Currently disabled'''|| Hard | ||
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[[Category:Jobs]] | [[Category:Jobs]] | ||
Revision as of 13:45, 25 June 2024
All descriptions are attempts at humour and should not be taken as approval to break Server Rules or Space Law
A list of roles that a player can play on.
Command Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
 Captain |
Manage the entire station, make sure everything stays in working order and fix any issues that other crew members can't. |
Hard |
 Head of Personnel |
Handle reassignments and permission changes from your desk. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. |
Hard |
 Chief Engineer |
Order the engineers around to make sure that all issues in the station are fixed without any delays. Be EVIL (dont give insulated gloves to tiders) or be GOOD (give tiders insulated gloves). | Hard |
 Chief Medical Officer |
Manage the resources and personnel of the medical department to keep the crew in top shape. |
Medium to Hard |
 Head of Security |
Organize the security officers into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues. |
Hard |
 Quartermaster |
Organize all of cargo into a logistical force to be reckoned with. Throw your ire at HoP for giving the clown cargo access. |
Medium |
 Research Director |
Make sure the scientists are taking their jobs seriously and improving the station as much as they can. |
Medium |
Security Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Head of Security |
Organize the security officers into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues. | Hard |
 Detective |
Solve crimes! Wear a sexy trenchcoat! Watch in horror as the HoS throws your meticulously detailed folder of evidence in the trash and lets the syndie bomber go free! Get demoted when you track them down and shoot them 6 times in the back in 'self defense!' | Hard |
 Security Cadet |
This role is one's path to becoming a proper and official SecOff, and is meant to flag you as such. Keep in mind that while the force may take it easy on you, the rest of the station may not. Still; Do your best to make your station proud as you help break up fights, patrol the halls, and maybe even stop a Syndicate or two. | Easy to Medium |
 Security Officer |
Turn off harm before batoning and cuffing troublemakers in a timely fashion, only to still have everyone cry "Harm Baton!" and hate you for trying to protect them. Get robbed while trying to talk to someone else at the scene of a crime. Enforce Space law. |
Medium to Hard |
 Warden |
Manage the security department and all of the people imprisoned inside of it. Protect it from irresponsible staff and protect the prisoners from being forgotten in their cells. | Hard |
Cargo Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Quartermaster |
Organize all of cargo into a logistical force to be reckoned with. Throw your ire at HoP for giving the clown cargo access. |
Medium |
 Cargo Technician |
Remodel cargo to be the prestigious home it is. |
Medium |
 Salvage Specialist |
Equip a hard-suit and salvage wrecked station parts from previous stations, a grim reminder of what's to come in the next ten minutes. Fight fish in space and hurriedly throw your loot out into space to fly back to safety. Accidentally space your department twice. |
Medium |
Engineering Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Chief Engineer | You're the head of the Engineering department; manage your underlings. | Medium |
 Atmospheric Technician |
Watch and manage Atmos. Be known as one of the three people who know how Atmos works. Die anyway in a plasma fire. | Medium |
 Station Engineer |
Create new power sources and fix any power or integrity-related issues that the station may have. Get to the bottom of any problem and hold the entire station together with your hard work. Accidentally singuloose the station due to an oversight. | Medium |
 Technical Assistant |
Be every greytider's dream: a passenger with round-start tools and insulated gloves. Learn the various duties and challenges that the engineers face |
Easy |
Medical Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Chief Medical Officer |
Manage the resources and personnel of the medical department to keep the crew in top shape. | Medium to Hard |
 Chemist |
Use the chemistry machines to make unholy amounts of medicine for any damaged crew members. Optionally make Meth or Buzzochloric Bees once enough medicine has been made. Die in a Potassium explosion. | Medium |
 Medical Doctor |
Work in conjunction with Chemistry to keep the station alive. Put away the ever stacking bodies back into the morgue. Get swarmed by a tide of people all needing band-aids and ointment. | Medium |
 Medical Intern |
Assist the doctors while they heal patients. Bother the chemists to teach you how to make meth and maybe medicine. Gather dead bodies from around the station and bring them to medbay so they can be revived. Discover why the chef's food tastes so good. Earn your CMO's approval. | Easy |
 Paramedic |
Rescue injured crew and bring them to medical for doctors to patch them up. | Medium |
Science Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Research Director |
Make sure the scientists are taking their jobs seriously and improving the station as much as they can. |
Medium |
 Research Assistant |
Learn about the wonders of science in a "peaceful" environment. Die tragically because you observed an artifact, and it, in lawful retaliation, covered you in fluorosulfonic acid. | Medium |
 Scientist |
Unlock the wonders of SCIENCE, by building every machine in the game and replacing every job other than cargo. Build a cloning rig and become immortal. Build chem dispensers and a chem master to make your very own drug lab. Build blast doors and plasma glass walls to protect science for when sec goes insane. Throw the station into chaos by spawning a bluespace anomaly. As a scientist, you basically do whatever as long as it does something cool. Try not to explode or cause a tesla/singoloose with an artifact. | Medium |
Civilian Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Head of Personnel |
Handle reassignments and permission changes from your desk. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. | Hard |
 Bartender |
Keep the station's crew docile and drunk. Take their oddly specific requests and make them at your beer and soda machines. You have a shotgun, don't be afraid to use it! The bar is one of the most bombed and attacked regions, as there is usually a lot of people there. Give the crew drinks and keep the bar mostly hole-free, and you will do fine. | Easy |
 Botanist |
Grow enough food to stop the chef from seeking "alternative sources". Grow lots of wheat, and when you get tired of that, grow weed. Make weed smoothies and spike drinks with nettles. Just keep growing plants, and you'll do great! | Easy |
 Chaplain |
Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness. Make the doctors jealous of your ability to regrow organs with the power of the flying spaghetti monster. Watch someone eat the moldy bread and die. | Easy |
 Chef |
Keep the station fed so that they can continue scurrying around like cockroaches at full speed. Tell botany what to grow and watch in horror as they only grow wheat. Be praised by everyone for being the first Chef in station history to do your job. | Medium |
 Clown |
Make the station laugh. Tell jokes. Perform elaborate pranks. Hit the Nukie with a banana pie and snap their gun in half while they watch in horror. Ideally, you want everyone else to be laughing with you. Being a clown is not an excuse to be an asshole. | Clown |
 Janitor |
Try to keep the station clean of spills. Use your mop to clean up spills by replacing them with puddles. Ignore the woes of man with your no slip shoes, engaging in schadenfreude as you point at the wet floor sign. Cry when you come across a mess of items that can't go into your trash bag. Watch as people complain about you not cleaning areas you don't have access to. | Easy |
 Lawyer |
Pretend to be a part of sec without actually doing any of the work. Try as hard as you can to get everyone to go into the courthouse at any opportunity. "My CLIENT killed those two botanists in self-defense Your Honor." | Easy |
 Librarian |
Write on some paper and have people glance at it and shrug. Get fed up and break into the bridge, announcing D&D in the library. Play D&D for the rest of the round with the captain. | Easy |
 Mime |
Play as the objectively strongest role in the game due to your innate ability to create invisible walls with permanent uptime! Realize you can't just engage in mindless dickery because of your inability to speak. Learn how to engage in refined dickery. Get your PDA stolen while you are writing out a 20+ word custom emote. | Clown+ |
 Musician |
Play MIDIs at deafening volumes. Bum around in the bar and flex your knowledge on obscure bands. Pester Cargo for more instruments. | Easy |
 Passenger |
Enjoy your stay and while at it steal someone's clothes and job. Bully the local sentient machinery. Get in trouble for breaking into rooms. Save the Station when least expected. The true egoist experience, beholden to none. | Dynamic |
 Service Worker |
Be a slightly more useful passenger. Learn the other civilian level jobs stress free. Observe the other civilian jobs in their natural habitat before taking on their various responsibilities and challenges. | Easy |
Station-specific
Only available on some stations.
| Job Name | Department | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|---|
 Boxer |
Civilian | TODO. | TODO. |
 Reporter |
Civilian | Report on events within the station by writing articles and broadcasting live entertainment. | Easy |
 Zookeeper |
Civilian | TODO. | TODO. |
 Psychologist |
Medical | Declare HoS as unfit for duty. Collect command stamps to get him placed in your care. Support insanity pleas. You cure with words, unless psychedelics are needed. | Easy |
Silicon
Praise the AI overlords!
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
 Maintenance Drone |
Rebuild the station. Fix the station up. Do the engineer's job. Wear hats. Do other people's jobs. Space the station for fun |
Easy |
| Personal AI |
Become pals with your carrier. Act as an on-demand jukebox. Roleplay as bootleg Spamton. |
Sentient Smartphone |
| Cyborg |
Roam the station hoping someone has a job for you. Pester science for upgrades that you're never gonna use. |
No rights, No problem. |
Ghost jobs
Roles that can only be obtained if your are a ghost.
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Botanist |
Spawn in Botany as a living Hydroponics Tray. Have plant life as your appendages and complain about the Botanist's not doing their job correctly. Alternatively, ask to get either moved somewhere else or dragged around for a while. | Vegetable |
| Mouse |
Spawn hungry in maint. Go under doors in the absence of ventcrawling. Raid the kitchen and hydroponics to not starve. Get killed by the Chef, Botanist, most Lizards, and anyone else who happens to decide you looked at them funny. Alternatively, get kidnapped and worn as a hat. Alt-click on food to eat it. | Very Hard |
| Ghost |
Talk to the other unfortunate workplace accidentees. Haunt whoever is causing the most problems. Flip through the reincarnation catalogue until you find something nice. | Incorporeal |
| Hamlet |
Wander around the station. Help cargo move boxes. Be dapper. Get captured in a disposals pipe or microwaved. |
Medium |
Antagonists
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Traitor |
Start with special objectives. Use codewords to find allies throughout the station. Buy tools to assist you on causing as much chaos as possible. Play mind games with security as you bomb cargo. | Hard |
| Nuclear Operative |
Start the round as a nigh unstoppable war machine. Strategize with your comrades before docking into the station. Get the nuclear disk and create a mass grave. |
Very Hard |
| Rat King |
Be da King, make some rulz. End up cooperating with the station, creating a utopic spess-mouse nation state. | Medium |
| Zombie |
Spread the infection and transform the whole station into a biohazard. Test how effective security and medical are. | Literally Brainless |
| Space Ninja |
Sabotage things and be a sneaky ninja... in space! | Hard |
| Head Revolutionary |
Grab your sick new shades and flash, and go out into the station, pretending to do your job while secretly dragging people into dark corridors and brainwashing them to rebel against the station. Viva la revolución!!! | Hard |
| Revolutionary |
The brainwashed lackey of the Head Revolutionary. Do as your boss(es) say and don't get caught until you hear your boss scream Viva la revolución!!! | Literally Brainwashed |
| Thief |
Steal stuff of varying sizes and quantities. Be a general nuisance | Medium |
| Terminator |
You've been sent from the future. Kill your target, then die. Currently disabled | Hard |
