Jobs
From Space Station 14 Wiki
Civilian Jobs
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| Job Name |
Job Description |
Difficulty
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| Assistant |
Faff about, keep the bartender company, annoy the janitor. Or be useful and ask the Head of Personnel for a real job. |
Easy
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| Bartender |
Serve drinks, yell at the chef to make more pizza, whip your shotgun out when fist fights start. |
Easy
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| Botanist |
Ignore the chef and only grow weed, supply the clown with unlimited bananas. |
Easy
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| Chaplain |
Run around telling people the good word of "god", attempt to make contact with "god." |
Easy
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| Chef |
Spend 20 minutes trying to figure out how to make a burger, serve the Captain a burger made from the Head of Personnel. |
Medium
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| Clown |
Annoying as many people as you can before Security detains you. Honk. |
Self-Hating
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| Janitor |
Clean up the messes left by Assistants and Clowns. Weirdly be the most respected person on the station. |
Easy
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| Mime |
-shrugs and give thumbsup- |
Easy
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Cargo Jobs
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| Job Name |
Job Description |
Difficulty
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| Cargo Technician |
Order pizza and monkies, not actually order what departments ask for. |
Easy
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| Quartermaster |
Attempt to wrangle the Cargo Technicians into being useful. Fail. |
Medium
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Engineering Jobs
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| Job Name |
Job Description |
Difficulty
|
| Station Engineer |
Attempt to set up the singularity engine, set up an antimatter engine instead. Accidentally drift off into space. |
Medium
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Security Jobs
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| Job Name |
Job Description |
Difficulty
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| Security Officer |
Harass the clown, beat people up with the stun baton until an admin BWOINKs you. |
Medium
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| Warden |
Make sure people don't die in the cells, protect the armory from the power hungry Captain and mimes. |
Hard
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Medical Jobs
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| Job Name |
Job Description |
Difficulty
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| Chemist |
Forget middle school science. Blow your self up "accidentally" 3 minutes into the round. Pump out pills and drugs for the crew. |
Medium
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| Medical Doctor |
Scan people then finish them off so you can clone them. Drag dead bodies around. |
Medium
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Science Jobs
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| Job Name |
Job Description |
Difficulty
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| Scientist |
Get bored and supply assistants with weapons. Or build the chemistry equipment and pretend to be a Chemist. |
Easy
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Command Jobs
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| Job Name |
Job Description |
Difficulty
|
| Captain |
Go to the bar for a drink, go missing 5 minutes into the round. Body is never found. |
Hard
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| Chief Engineer |
Try and stop the Engineers and Assistants from spewing plasma everywhere. Use the RCD to blast holes in the floor on accident. |
Hard
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| Chief Medical Officer |
Be the only useful doctor in the MedBay. Complain that the Chemists aren't making medicine. |
Medium
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| Head of Personnel |
Give yourself an all access ID, make the Clown a Janitor, go around and yell at people for not doing their jobs. |
Hard
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| Head of Security |
Immediately raid the armory then get disarmed by an assistant in the bar. |
Hard
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| Research Director |
Wander around the station in your fancy hard suit and have people forget you're a command job. |
Medium
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