Jobs

Civilian Jobs

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Passenger	Steal someone's clothes and job. Get in trouble for breaking into rooms. Save the Station when least expected.	None
Bartender	As the bartender, your goal is to keep the stations crew docile and drunk. Take their oddly specific requests and make them at your beer and soda machines. You have a shotgun, and don't be afraid to use it! Bar is one of the most bombed and attacked regions, as there is usually a lot of people there. Give the crew drinks and keep bar mostly hole-free, and you will do fine.	Easy
Botanist	As the botanist, your goal is to grow food to stop the chef from seeking "alternative sources". Grow lots of wheat, and when you get tired of that, grow weed. Make weed soothes and spike drinks with nettles. Just keep growing plants, and you'll do great!	Easy
Chaplain	Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness. Get bored and switch places with an assistant.	Easy
Chef	As the chef, your goal is to keep the station fed, by any means necessary. Tell botany what to grow and watch as they only grow wheat. Serve raw eggplants and get shot by the barkeep. Snap and hunt assistants for meat. Hide in the meat locker whenever sec comes by.	Medium
Clown	As the clown, your goal is to cause as much trouble possible before your inevitable arrest and execution by sec. Use your bananas and pies to trip sec officers and steal their batons. Hoard batons to annoy sec further. Master the art of breaking and entering to steal vital objects. As a general rule, try to cause trouble without causing permanent death or damage.	Clown
Janitor	As the janitor, try to keep the station clean of spills. Use your mop to clean up spills by replacing them with puddles. Ignore the woes of man with your no slip shoes, engaging in schadenfreude as you point at the wet floor sign. Watch as people complain about you not cleaning areas you don't have access to. As long as the station is mostly spill-free, your job is fulfilled.	Easy
Lawyer	Pretend to be a part of sec without actually doing any of the work. Try as hard as you can to get everyone to go into the courthouse at any opportunity. "My CLIENT killed those two botanists in self-defense Your Honor."	Easy
Librarian	Write on some paper and have people glance at it and shrug. Get fed up and break into the bridge, announcing d&d in the library. Play d&d for the rest of the round with the captain.	Easy
Mime	Play as clown, but if you talk you get murdered by every role-player in a 15 mile radius.	Clown+
Musician	Play MIDIs at deafening volumes. Bum around in the bar and flex your knowledge on obscure bands. Pester Cargo for more instruments.	Easy
Service Worker	Learn the other civilian level jobs stress free, asking for help whenever. Observe the above jobs in their natural habitat before taking on their various responsibilities and challenges in full.	Easy

Cargo Jobs

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Cargo Technician	As a cargo tech, remodel cargo to be the prestigious home it is. Order enough parts to build a self-sustaining spaceship and leave the station, taking all the O2 with you. Answer sci's requests for what you're pretty sure are the parts for a black hole bomb. As long as you don't hand out hard-suits and laser guns to assistants, sec will leave you alone.	Medium
Salvage Specialist	Equip a hard-suit and salvage wrecked station parts from previous stations, a grim reminder of what's to come in the next ten minutes. Fight fish in space and hurriedly throw your loot out into space to fly back to safety. Accidentally space your department twice.	Medium
Quartermaster	Organize all of cargo into a logistical force to be reckoned with. Throw your ire at HoP for giving the clown cargo access. Resist the urge to form the great nation of Cargonia.	Medium

Engineering Jobs

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Station Engineer	Create new power sources and fix any power or integrity-related issues that the station may have. Get to the bottom of any problem and hold the entire station together with your hard work. Accidentally singuloose the station due to an oversight.	Medium

Security Jobs

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Security Officer	Turn off harm before batoning and cuff troublemakers in a timely fashion, only to still have everyone cry "Harm Baton!" and hate you for trying to protect them. Get robbed while trying to talk to someone else at the scene of a crime. Enforce Space law. "Accidentally" turn on harm and baton the clown.	Medium to Hard
Warden	Manage the security department and all of the people imprisoned inside of it. Protect it from irresponsible staff and protect the prisoners from being forgotten in their cells.	Hard

Medical Jobs

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Chemist	Use the chemistry machines to make medicine for any damaged crew members. Optionally make Meth or Buzzochloric Bees once enough medicine has been made. Die in a Potassium explosion.	Medium
Medical Doctor	Tend to any crew members chemistry can't by waiting for them to die and then cloning them.	Medium

Science Jobs

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Scientist	As a scientist, your goal is to unlock the wonders of SCIENCE, by building every machine in the game and replacing every job other than cargo. Build a cloning rig and become immortal. Build chem dispensers and a chem master to make your very own drug lab. Build blast doors and plasma glass walls to protect science for when sec goes insane. As a scientist, you basically do whatever as long as it does something cool.	Medium

Command Jobs

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Captain	Manage the entire station, make sure everything stays in working order and fix any issues that other crew members can't.	Hard
Chief Engineer	Order the engineers around to make sure that all issues in the station are fixed without any delays.	Hard
Chief Medical Officer	Manage the resources and personnel of the medical department to keep the crew in top shape.	Medium
Head of Personnel	Handle reassignments and permission changes from your desk. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads.	Hard
Head of Security	Organize the security officers into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues.	Hard
Research Director	Make sure the scientists are taking their jobs seriously and improving the station as much as they can.	Medium

Silicon

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty
Maintenance Drone	Rebuild the station. Fix the station up. Do the engineer's job. Wear hats. Do other people's jobs. Space the station for fun and get bwoinked and banned.	Easy