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| Assistant || Faff about, keep the bartender company, annoy the Janitor. Or be useful and ask the Head of Personnel for a real job. || Easy
| Assistant || Wander around the station and obey anyone who asks you to do something for them. Possibly go to the Head of Personnel to be assigned to something useful. || Easy
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| Bartender || Serve drinks, yell at the chef to make more pizza, whip your shotgun out when fist fights start. || Easy
| Bartender || Keep the lonely crew members at the bar company while you mix and serve them drinks. || Easy
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| Botanist || Ignore the chef and only grow weed, supply the clown with unlimited bananas. || Easy
| Botanist || Grow fruits and vegetables in hydroponic trays for the enjoyment of the station. || Easy
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| Chaplain || Run around telling people the good word of "god", attempt to make contact with "god." || Easy
| Chaplain || Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness. || Easy
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| Chef || Spend 20 minutes trying to figure out how to make a burger, serve the Captain a burger made from the Head of Personnel. || Medium
| Chef || Make food in your cosmic microwave and keep the station fed. || Medium
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| Clown || Annoying as many people as you can before Security detains you. Honk. || Self-Hating
| Clown || Be funny and provide entertainment to the crew. Annoying them as much as possible is also valid. || Self-Hating
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| Janitor || Clean up the messes left by Assistants and Clowns. Weirdly be the most respected person on the station. || Easy
| Janitor || Clean up the messes left behind by the crew (mostly irresponsible chemists) and keep everyone safe from slipping. || Easy
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| Mime || -''shrugs and give thumbsup''- || Easy
| Mime || Use your limited communication skills to pursue your own twisted desires. || Easy
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| Cargo Technician || Order pizza and monkies, not actually order what departments ask for. || Easy
| Cargo Technician || Use the cargo computer to order supplies that the crew needs. || Easy
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| Quartermaster || Attempt to wrangle the Cargo Technicians into being useful. Fail. || Medium
| Quartermaster || Organize the cargo technicians into a logistical force to be reckoned with. || Medium
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| Station Engineer || Attempt to set up the singularity engine, set up an antimatter engine instead. Accidentally drift off into space. || Medium
| Station Engineer || Create new power sources and fix any power or integrity-related issues that the station may have. || Medium
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| Security Officer || Harass the clown, beat people up with the stun baton until an admin BWOINKs you. || Medium
| Security Officer || Maintain order in the space station by imprisoning anyone who seeks to disrupt it. || Medium
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| Warden || Make sure people don't die in the cells, protect the armory from the power hungry Captain and mimes. || Hard
| Warden || Manage the security department and all of the people imprisoned inside of it. Protect it from irresponsible staff and protect the prisoners from being forgotten in their cells. || Hard
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| Chemist || Forget middle school science. Blow your self up "accidentally" 3 minutes into the round. Pump out pills and drugs for the crew. || Medium
| Chemist || Use the chemistry machines to make medicine for any damaged crew members. Optionally make Meth or Buzzochloric Bees once enough medicine has been made. || Medium
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| Medical Doctor || Scan people then finish them off so you can clone them. Drag dead bodies around. || Medium
| Medical Doctor || Tend to any crew members chemistry can't by waiting for them to die and then cloning them. || Medium
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| Scientist || Get bored and supply assistants with weapons. Or build the chemistry equipment and pretend to be a Chemist. || Easy
| Scientist || Research new items and machines to build in the Protolathe, then deck the science department out with every machine imaginable. || Easy
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| Captain || Go to the bar for a drink, go missing 5 minutes into the round. Body is never found. || Hard
| Captain || Manage the entire station, make sure everything stays in working order and fix any issues that other crew members can't. || Hard
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| Chief Engineer || Try and stop the Engineers and Assistants from spewing plasma everywhere. Use the RCD to blast holes in the floor on accident. || Hard
| Chief Engineer || Order the engineers around to make sure that all issues in the station are fixed without any delays. || Hard
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| Chief Medical Officer || Be the only useful doctor in the MedBay. Complain that the Chemists aren't making medicine. || Medium
| Chief Medical Officer || Manage the resources and personnel of the medical department to keep the crew in top shape. || Medium
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| Head of Personnel || Give yourself an all access ID, make the Clown a Janitor, go around and yell at people for not doing their jobs. || Hard
| Head of Personnel || Handle reassignments and permission changes from your desk. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. || Hard
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| Head of Security || Immediately raid the armory then get disarmed by an assistant in the bar. || Hard
| Head of Security || Organize the security officers into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues. || Hard
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| Research Director || Wander around the station in your fancy hard suit and have people forget you're a command job. || Medium
| Research Director || Make sure the scientists are taking their jobs seriously and improving the station as much as they can. || Medium
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Revision as of 23:57, 16 December 2021

Civilian Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Assistant Wander around the station and obey anyone who asks you to do something for them. Possibly go to the Head of Personnel to be assigned to something useful. Easy
Bartender Keep the lonely crew members at the bar company while you mix and serve them drinks. Easy
Botanist Grow fruits and vegetables in hydroponic trays for the enjoyment of the station. Easy
Chaplain Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness. Easy
Chef Make food in your cosmic microwave and keep the station fed. Medium
Clown Be funny and provide entertainment to the crew. Annoying them as much as possible is also valid. Self-Hating
Janitor Clean up the messes left behind by the crew (mostly irresponsible chemists) and keep everyone safe from slipping. Easy
Mime Use your limited communication skills to pursue your own twisted desires. Easy

Cargo Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Cargo Technician Use the cargo computer to order supplies that the crew needs. Easy
Quartermaster Organize the cargo technicians into a logistical force to be reckoned with. Medium

Engineering Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Station Engineer Create new power sources and fix any power or integrity-related issues that the station may have. Medium

Security Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Security Officer Maintain order in the space station by imprisoning anyone who seeks to disrupt it. Medium
Warden Manage the security department and all of the people imprisoned inside of it. Protect it from irresponsible staff and protect the prisoners from being forgotten in their cells. Hard

Medical Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Chemist Use the chemistry machines to make medicine for any damaged crew members. Optionally make Meth or Buzzochloric Bees once enough medicine has been made. Medium
Medical Doctor Tend to any crew members chemistry can't by waiting for them to die and then cloning them. Medium

Science Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Scientist Research new items and machines to build in the Protolathe, then deck the science department out with every machine imaginable. Easy

Command Jobs

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Job Name Job Description Difficulty
Captain Manage the entire station, make sure everything stays in working order and fix any issues that other crew members can't. Hard
Chief Engineer Order the engineers around to make sure that all issues in the station are fixed without any delays. Hard
Chief Medical Officer Manage the resources and personnel of the medical department to keep the crew in top shape. Medium
Head of Personnel Handle reassignments and permission changes from your desk. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. Hard
Head of Security Organize the security officers into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues. Hard
Research Director Make sure the scientists are taking their jobs seriously and improving the station as much as they can. Medium
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