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Berry juice

A delicious blend of several different kinds of berries.
Seems to be sweet.
Satiates thirst.

Margarita
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Poison wine
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

Is this even wine? Toxic! Hallucinogenic! Probably consumed in boatloads by your superiors!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Beer
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

An alcoholic beverage made from malted grains, hops, yeast, and water.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Nutriment

All the vitamins, minerals, and carbohydrates the body needs in pure form.
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates hunger.

Rice
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.4 sugar.
Adds 0.1 nutriment.

Hard, small white grains.
Seems to be chewy.

Nitrous oxide
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Deals 0.5 Poison per unit when more than 3.5u nitrous oxide present, and not metabolized by Slime organs.
when more than 1.8u nitrous oxide present, and not metabolized by Slime organs.

You know how everything seems funnier when you're tired? Well...
Seems to be gaseous.

Nothing

Absolutely nothing.
Seems to be nothing.
Satiates thirst.

Iced coffee

Coffee and ice, refreshing and cool.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Napalm
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Heat per unit.
Makes flames more vicious.

It's just a little flammable.
Seems to be soapy.

Honk
Effects
Poison (0.05 units per second)
Deals 1.2 Poison per unit when more than 1u, and metabolized by Animal organs.

A toxin found in bananium. Causes severe honking and internal bleeding, may also cause the patient to mutate.
Seems to be pungent.

Silencer
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
.

A drink from Mime Heaven.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Banana honk
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A drink from Clown Heaven.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Coffee
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 theobromine.

A drink made from brewed coffee beans. Contains a moderate amount of caffeine.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Water melon juice

The delicious juice of a watermelon.
Seems to be sweet.
Satiates thirst.

Impedrezene
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Poison per unit.
.
Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Causes vomitting.
Causes drunkness.

A narcotic that impedes one's ability by slowing down the higher brain cell functions. Causes massive brain damage.
Seems to be acrid.

Water

A colorless liquid that humans need in order to survive.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Potato juice

Juice of the potato. Bleh.
Seems to be starchy.
Satiates thirst.

Nuclear cola
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

Cola, cola never changes.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Corn oil

Corn oil, A delicious oil used in cooking. Made from corn.
Seems to be oily.

Nicotine

Dangerous and highly addictive.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Antifreeze
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Ultimate refreshment.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Allies cocktail
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A drink made from your allies, not as sweet as when made from your enemies.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Chloral hydrate
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
when more than 15u chloral hydrate present.
Deals 3 Poison per unit when more than 20u chloral hydrate present.

In low doses, makes you drowsy. In higher doses, puts you to sleep. Overdoses deal toxin damage.
Seems to be nondescript.

Sigynate
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Heat per unit when more than 16u.
cause jittering when more than 20u.
Heals 6 Caustic per unit.
Causes vomitting.

A thick pink syrup useful for neutralizing acids and soothing trauma caused by acids. Tastes sweet!
Seems to be thick.

Siderlac
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 10 Caustic per unit.

A powerful anti-caustic medicine derived from plants.
Seems to be milky.

Silver

A soft, white, lustrous transition metal, it has the highest electrical conductivity of any element and the highest thermal conductivity of any metal.
Seems to be reasonably metallic.

Cognizine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
induce sentience in the target when more than 5u.

A mysterious chemical which is able to make any non-sentient creature sentient.
Seems to be enigmatic.

Left-4-zed
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Poison per unit when metabolized by Plant organs.

A cocktail of mutagenic compounds, which cause plant life to become highly unstable.
Seems to be heterogeneous.
Satiates hunger.

Lemon-lime

tangy lime and lemon soda
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Carrot juice
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 oculine.
Adds 0.5 nutriment.

It's like a carrot, but less crunchy.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.

Ketchup

Made from pureed tomatoes and flavored with spices.
Seems to be tangy.

Irish coffee
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Coffee served with irish cream. Regular cream just isn't the same!
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.

Ultravasculine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 6 Toxin and deals 1 Brute per unit when less than 30u.
Heals 2 Toxin and deals 6 Brute per unit when more than 30u.
Adds 0.5 ultravasculine when more than 1u histamine present.
Removes 1 histamine when more than 1u histamine present.

Rapidly flushes toxins from the body, but places some stress on the veins. Do not overdose.
Seems to be thick and grainy.

Miasma
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Deals 0.5 Poison per unit when not metabolized by Rat organs, and more than 1u miasma present.
Causes vomitting.
Heals 6 Slash, 8 Blunt, and 6 Piercing per unit when metabolized by Rat organs, and more than 1u miasma present.

Uh oh, stinky!
Seems to be gaseous.

Tomato juice

Tomatoes made into juice. What a waste of good tomatoes, huh?
Seems to be saucey.
Satiates thirst.

Hooch
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Either someone's failure at cocktail making or attempt in alchohol production. In any case, do you really want to drink that?
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Grog
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Watered-down rum, pirate approved!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Diethylamine
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Caustic per unit.

A very potent fertilizer.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Table salt

Commonly known as salt, Sodium Chloride is often used to season food or kill borers instantly.
Seems to be grainy.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Unstable mutagen
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 6 Radiation per unit.

Causes mutations when injected into living people or plants. High doses may be lethal, especially in humans.
Seems to be glowing.

Ephedrine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: ResetNarcolepsy. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

Narcotic (0.5 units per second)

Deals 4 Poison, and 4 Asphyxiation per unit when more than 20u.
cause jittering.
Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Reduces stun time by 1 seconds per unit.
Reduces knockdown time by 1 seconds per unit.

Increases stun resistance and movement speed, giving you hand cramps. Overdose deals toxin damage and inhibits breathing.
Seems to be powdery.

Histamine
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
10% chance to deal 4 Brute per unit.
Deals 4 Brute, 4 Airloss, and 4 Toxin per unit when more than 45u.

Histamine's effects become more dangerous depending on the dosage amount. They range from mildly annoying to incredibly lethal.
Seems to be abrasive.

Blue curacao
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.1 ethanol.

Exotically blue, fruity drink, distilled from oranges.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Norepinephric acid
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
when more than 20u.

Makes you unable to see while metabolizing.
Seems to be milky.

Iced beer
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A beer which is so cold the air around it freezes.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Absinthe
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.3 ethanol.

A anise-flavoured spirit derived from botanicals.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Space Mountain Wind

Blows right through you like a space wind.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Driest martini
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Ground Bee

Bee grounds. Gross.
Seems to be bee guts.

Atomic bomb
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Adds 0.05 radium.

Nuclear proliferation never tasted so good.
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.

Bleach
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 6 Poison per unit.

Heavy duty cleaner that can clean tiles the same as Space Cleaner and also decontaminate clothes. Extremely toxic when ingested.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Ash

A light grey powdery residue
Seems to be powdery.

Arithrazine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 6 Radiation and deals 1 Brute per unit.

A slightly unstable medication used for the most extreme case of radiation poisoning. Lowers radiation level at over twice the rate Hyronalin does and will heal toxin damage at the same time. Deals very minor brute damage to the patient over time, but the patient's body will typically out-regenerate it easily.
Seems to be cloudy.

Pwr Game

The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. When a gamer talks about gamerfuel, this is what they're literally referring to.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Devils kiss
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Creepy time!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Cola

A sweet, carbonated soft drink. Caffeine free.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

The Martinez

The edgerunner legend. Remembered by a drink, Forgotten by a drunk.
Seems to be vibrant.
Satiates thirst.

Brave bull
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

It's just as effective as Dutch-Courage!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Ipecac
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Causes vomitting.

Induces vomiting. Useful for stopping a poisoning that isn't done metabolizing.
Seems to be inky.

Ketchunaise

So-called Russian dressing, popular among Space Americans.
Seems to be saucey.

Neurotoxin
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.25 ethanol.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

A strong neurotoxin that puts the subject into a death-like state.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Energy Drink
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 theobromine.

A dose of energy! Nanotrasen is not responsible if you grow avian appendages.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Hotsauce

Burns so good.
Seems to be spicy.

Sui dream
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

'Comprised of: White soda, blue curacao, melon liquor.'
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Ice cream

It was either this or the microwave, and nobody wants ice cream soup!
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Lime juice

The sweet-sour juice of limes.
Seems to be citric.
Satiates thirst.

Soda water

A container of club soda. Why not make a scotch and soda?
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Spaceacillin
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Deals 1 Cellular per unit.

A theta-lactam antibiotic. A common and very useful medicine, effective against many diseases likely to be encountered in space. Slows progression of diseases.
Seems to be opaque.

Uncooked animal proteins
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Poison per unit when metabolized by Human organs.
Adds 0.5 protein when metabolized by Animal organs.

This is very risky for the stomachs of softer lifeforms to digest.
Seems to be clumpy.

Grape juice

Freshly squeezed juice from red grapes. Quite sweet.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.

Space lube

Space Lube is a high performance lubricant intended for maintenance of extremely complex mechanical equipment (and certainly not used to make people slip).
Seems to be shiny.

Gin fizz
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Protein
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
50% chance to heal 0.8 Brute per unit.
Unknown effect: ModifyBloodLevel. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

Found in certain meals, good for bodily health.
Seems to be clumpy.
Satiates hunger.

Soy milk

Consumers favorite.
Seems to be refreshing.
Satiates thirst.

Flour
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.4 sugar.
Adds 0.1 nutriment.

Used for baking.
Seems to be powdery.
Satiates thirst.

Vodka tonic
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Cafe latte

A nice, strong and tasty beverage while you are reading.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Changeling sting

You take a tiny sip and feel a burning sensation...
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Root beer float

Root beer, but now with ice cream on top. It truly is the magnum opus of Canadian summertime drinks.
Seems to be fizzy and creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Romerol
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Deals 1 Poison per unit.

A difficult to procure chemical used in the reversal of the zombification process. Tastes like death.
Seems to be acrid.

Mindbreaker toxin

A potent hallucinogenic compound that is illegal under space law. Formerly known as LSD.
Seems to be opaque.

Goats milk

An opaque white liquid produced by a goat. High buttermilk content.
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.

Blue blood

Doesn't taste like blueberry juice.
Seems to be ferrous.
Satiates thirst.

Charcoal
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 2 Poison per unit.
Unknown effect: ChemCleanBloodstream. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

A black, porous solid
Seems to be porous.

Deadrum
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Distilled alcoholic drink made from saltwater.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Weed killer
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 8 Poison per unit when metabolized by Plant organs.

A mixture that targets weeds.
Seems to be bubbling.

Soy sauce

A salty soy-based flavoring.
Seems to be salty.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Diphenylmethylamine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: ResetNarcolepsy. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

A more stable medicine than ethyloxyephedrine. Useful for keeping someone awake.
Seems to be glowing.

Radium
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Radiation per unit.

A radioactive metal, silvery-white in its pure form. It glows due to its radioactivity and is highly toxic.
Seems to be glowing.

Epinephrine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Reduces stun time by 0.75 seconds per unit.
Deals 2 Asphyxiation, and 2 Poison per unit when more than 20u.
Removes 2 lexorin.
Heals 1 Brute, 1 Poison, 1 Burn, and 6 Asphyxiation per unit when , and less than 20u.
Removes 1 epinephrine when more than 1u lexorin present.
10% chance to add 4 histamine when more than 1u lexorin present.
Reduces knockdown time by 0.75 seconds per unit when more than 1u lexorin present.

Effective at bringing people back from a critical state. Reduces some stun times. Easy to overdose on.
Seems to be odorless.

Saxoite

Smells like jazz.
Seems to be ground brass.

THC oil
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
.

Pure THC oil, extracted from the leaves of the cannabis plant. Much stronger than in it's natural form and can be used to numb chronic pain in patients.
Seems to be skunky.

Root beer

A very sweet, carbonated drink reminiscent of sarsparilla. Goes well with ice cream.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Banana juice

The raw essence of a banana. HONK.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.

Vent crud
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Poison per unit.

A jet black substance found in poorly maintained ventilation systems.
Seems to be sticky.

Wine
Recipes
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

An premium alchoholic beverage made from distilled grape juice.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Moonshine
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.25 ethanol.

Artisanal homemade liquor. What could go wrong?
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Mojito
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

If it's good enough for Spesscuba, it's good enough for you.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Robust harvest
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Heals 6 Slash, 4 Poison, 6 Blunt, and 6 Piercing per unit when metabolized by Plant organs.

Plant-enhancing hormones, good for increasing potency.
Seems to be robust.

Universal enzyme

Used in cooking various dishes.
Seems to be chalky.

Vinaigrette

A basic salad dressing made with oil, vinegar and seasoning.
Seems to be sour.

Soy latte

A coffee drink made with espresso and steamed soy milk.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

NeoTheology Cahors Wine
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Fortified dessert wine made from cabernet sauvignon, saperavi and other grapes.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Carpotoxin
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 8 Poison per unit.

Toxic secretions of a space carp. Causes a painful burning sensation.
Seems to be exotic smelling.

Theobromine
Effects
Poison (0.05 units per second)
Deals 8 Poison per unit when more than 1u, and metabolized by Animal organs.
Causes vomitting.

Theobromine is a bitter alkaloid of the cacao plant found in chocolate, and some other foods.
Seems to be grainy.

Irish car bomb
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

A troubling mixture of irish cream and ale.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Cuba libre
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Rum, mixed with cola. Viva la revolucion.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Foaming agent

Makes foam such as that's required in metal foam grenades.
Seems to be foamy.

Capsaicin Oil
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Warms you up by 250 thermal units.
Deals 2 Caustic per unit when more than 5u.

Food (0.5 units per second)

Adds 0.75 nutriment.

Capsaicin Oil is the ingredient found in different types of hot peppers.
Seems to be oily.

Vitamin
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
50% chance to heal 1 Brute, and 1 Burn per unit.
Reduces bleeding.

Found in healthy, complete meals.
Seems to be chalky.
Satiates hunger.

Grenadine

Not cherry flavored!
Seems to be dark-red.
Satiates thirst.

Rum
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Distilled alcoholic drink made from sugarcane byproducts.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Toxins special
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

This thing is ON FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

EZ nutrient

Give your plants some of those EZ nutrients!
Seems to be thick.
Satiates hunger.

Goldschlager
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

100 proof cinnamon schnapps, made for alcoholic teen girls on spring break.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Cornmeal
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.1 nutriment.

Used for baking.
Seems to be powdery.
Satiates thirst.

Iced tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 theobromine.

No relation to a certain rap artist/actor.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Tonic water

It tastes strange but at least the quinine keeps the Space Malaria at bay.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Red mead
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

The true Viking's drink! Even though it has a strange red color.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Mercury
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Poison per unit.

A silver metal which is liquid at room temperature. It's highly toxic to humans.
Seems to be shiny.

Tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 theobromine.

A drink made by boiling leaves of the tea tree, Camellia sinensis.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Manly dorf
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Beer and Ale, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for stout dwarves only.
Seems to be fizzy and creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Manhattan project
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A scientist's drink of choice, for pondering ways to blow up the ship.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Tequila
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

A strong and mildly flavoured, mexican produced spirit.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Sodium

A silvery-white alkali metal. Highly reactive in its pure form.
Seems to be metallic.

Tranexamic acid
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Reduces bleeding.
Deals 6 Bloodloss per unit when more than 15u.

A blood clotting medicine for preventing heavy bleeding. Very dangerous in large quantities.
Seems to be viscous.

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Whoah, this stuff looks volatile!
Seems to be volatile.
Satiates thirst.

Bicaridine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 4 Brute per unit.
Deals 1 Asphyxiation, and 3 Poison per unit when more than 15u.
cause jittering when more than 15u.
Causes vomitting.

Alcohol (0.5 units per second)

Causes drunkness.

An analgesic which is highly effective at treating brute damage. It's useful for stabilizing people who have been severely beaten, as well as treating less life-threatening injuries. In the case of bleeding (internal or external), bicaridine will slow down the bleeding heavily. If the dosage exceeds the overdose limit, it'll stop it outright.
Seems to be opaque.

Sodium Carbonate

A white, odorless, water-soluble salt that yields an alkaline solution in water. Also known as soda ash.
Seems to be powdery.

Inaprovaline
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 10 Asphyxiation per unit.
Reduces bleeding.

Inaprovaline is a synaptic stimulant and cardiostimulant. Commonly used to stabilize patients- it stops oxygen loss when the patient is in critical health. It'll also slow down bleeding by a good amount. Acts as a decent painkiller.
Seems to be opaque.

Space drugs
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
.

An illegal compound which induces a number of effects such as loss of balance and visual artefacts.
Seems to be syrupy.

Slime

You thought this was gradient blood at first, but you were mistaken.
Seems to be viscous.
Satiates hunger.

Oat milk

Surprisingly tasty.
Seems to be refreshing.
Satiates thirst.

Kelotane
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 0.66 Heat, 0.66 Shock, and 0.66 Cold per unit.

Treats burn damage. Overdosing greatly reduces the body's ability to retain water.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Syndicate bomb
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Somebody set us up the bomb!
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.

Cream

The fatty, still liquid part of milk. Why don't you mix this with sum scotch, eh?
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Fluorine

A highly toxic pale yellow gas. Extremely reactive.
Seems to be gaseous.

Frezon
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
when more than 1u frezon present.
Causes drunkness.
Deals 0.02 Cellular per unit when more than 0.5u frezon present.

A highly effective coolant.. and hallucinogenic.
Seems to be gaseous.

Long island iced tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Iron
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: ModifyBloodLevel. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

A silvery-grey metal which forms iron oxides (rust) with contact with air. Commonly alloyed with other elements to create alloys such as steel.
Seems to be metallic.

Poison berry juice
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

A surprisingly tasty juice blended from various kinds of very deadly and toxic berries.
Seems to be sickly.
Satiates thirst.

Tequila sunrise
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Tequila and orange juice. Much like a Screwdriver, only Mexican.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Chlorine

A yellow-green gas which is toxic to humans.
Seems to be gaseous.

Iced green tea

cold green tea.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Oats
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 sugar.
Adds 0.3 nutriment.

Used for a variety of tasty purposes.
Seems to be coarse.

Coffee liqueur
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Liquor flavoured with cold brewed coffee and spices.
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.

Kira special

Long live the guy who everyone had mistaken for a girl. Baka!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Vodka
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Clear distilled alcoholic beverage that originates from Poland and Russia.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Dermaline
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 3 Heat, 3 Shock, and 3 Cold per unit.
Deals 2 Asphyxiation, and 4 Cold per unit when more than 10u.
cause jittering when more than 10u.

An advanced chemical that is more effective at treating burn damage than Kelotane.
Seems to be translucent.

Booger
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Ewww...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Orange juice

Both delicious AND rich in Vitamin C. What more do you need?
Seems to be citric.
Satiates thirst.

Cogchamp
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
.
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Not even Ratvar's Four Generals could withstand this! Qevax Jryy!
Seems to be ground brass.
Satiates thirst.

Dr. Gibb

A delicious blend of 42 different flavours.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Lithium

A soft, silvery-white alkali metal. It's highly reactive, and ignites if it makes contact with water.
Seems to be shiny.

Pulped banana peel
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Reduces bleeding.

Pulped banana peels have some effectiveness against bleeding.
Seems to be pulpy.

Omnizine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 4 Toxin, 4 Burn, 4 Airloss, and 4 Brute per unit.

A soothing milky liquid with an iridescent gleam. A well known conspiracy theory says that it's origins remain a mystery because knowing the secrets of its production would render most commercial pharmaceuticals obsolete.
Seems to be soothing.

Horseradish sauce

Smelly horseradish sauce.
Seems to be overpowering.

Whiskey soda
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

For the more refined griffon.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Space-Up

Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Erika surprise
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

The surprise is, it's green!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Three mile island iced tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Adds 0.05 uranium.

"Made for a woman, strong enough for a man."
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

CLF3
Recipes

Effects

Causes an explosion.
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Heat per unit.
Makes flames more vicious.
Warms you up by 6000 thermal units.

You really, REALLY don't want to get this shit anywhere near you.
Seems to be blazing.

Ice

Frozen water.
Seems to be frosty.

Frostoil

Leaves the tongue numb in its passage.
Seems to be cold.

Lexorin
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 14 Airloss per unit.

Temporarily stops respiration and causes tissue damage. Large doses are fatal, and will cause people to pass out very quickly. Dexalin and Dexalin Plus will both remove it, however.
Seems to be pungent.

Pax
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
.

A psychiatric drug which prevents the patient from directly harming anyone.
Seems to be soothing.

Astrotame

The sweetness of a thousand sugars but none of the calories.
Seems to be sugary.

Nitrogen
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Unknown effect: ModifyLungGas. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Unknown effect: ModifyLungGas. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

A colorless, odorless unreactive gas. Highly stable.
Seems to be gaseous.

Vinegar
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.4 water.
Adds 0.1 vitamin.
Causes vomitting.

Often used to flavor food.
Seems to be sour.

Stellibinin
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 8 Poison per unit.
Removes 3 amatoxin when more than 1u amatoxin present.

A natual antitoxin with particular effectiveness against amatoxin.
Seems to be starry.

Gold

Gold is a dense, soft, shiny metal and the most malleable and ductile metal known.
Seems to be metallic.

Ethyloxyephedrine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
cause jittering.
Causes stuttering for 2 seconds per unit.
Unknown effect: ResetNarcolepsy. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

An unstable medicine derived from desoxyephedrine. With the main effects of desoxyephedrine neutralized, it may be useful for something else.
Seems to be shiny.

Rewriter

The secret of the sanctuary of the Librarian...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Allicin
Effects
Poison (0.05 units per second)
Deals 1.2 Poison per unit when more than 1u, and metabolized by Animal organs.

An organosulfur compound found in alliums like garlic, onions, and related plants.
Seems to be pungent.

Aloe
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

So very, very, very good.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Dylovene
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Brute per unit when more than 20u.
cause jittering when more than 20u.
Heals 2 Poison per unit.
Causes vomitting.

Alcohol (0.5 units per second)

Causes drunkness.

A broad-spectrum anti-toxin, which treats toxin damage in the blood stream. Overdosing will cause vomiting, dizzyness and pain.
Seems to be translucent.

Licoxide
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: Electrocute. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

It looks... electrifying.
Seems to be electric.

Bloody mary
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A strange yet pleasurable mixture made of vodka, tomato, and lime juice.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Hot ramen

Hot noodles.
Seems to be wormy.
Satiates hunger.

Sulfuric acid
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Caustic per unit.

A highly corrosive, oily, colorless liquid.
Seems to be oily.

Tricordrazine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 0.66 Heat, 0.66 Shock, 2 Brute, 1 Poison, and 0.66 Cold per unit when below 50 damage.

A wide-spectrum stimulant, originally derived from Cordrazine. It's capable of healing most common damage types simultaneously, however only at about half the rate of other medications. Because of its low potency, it's best used as a supplement to other medicines.
Seems to be opaque.

Iodine

Commonly added to table salt as a nutrient. On its own it tastes far less pleasing.
Seems to be dark brown.

Phosphorus

A reactive metal used in pyrotechnics and weapons.
Seems to be powdery.

Whiskey
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

A type of distilled alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain mash.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Sbiten
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A spicy Vodka! Might be a little hot for the little guys!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Dexalin
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 2 Asphyxiation, and 1 Bloodloss per unit.
Deals 6 Asphyxiation, and 2 Cold per unit when more than 20u.

Used for treating oxygen deprivation. In most cases where it is likely to be needed, the strength of Dexalin Plus will probably be more useful.
Seems to be opaque.

The doctor's delight
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Medicine (0.5 units per second)

Heals 2 Brute, 2 Burn, 2 Airloss, and 2 Toxin per unit.

A gulp a day keeps the MediBot away. That's probably for the best.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Mead
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A Viking's drink, though a cheap one.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Lipozine

Causes weight loss upon consumption.
Seems to be oily.
Satiates hunger.

Shambler's Juice

~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Starkist

A sweet, orange flavored soft drink.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Ale
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A dark alchoholic beverage made by malted barley and yeast.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Black pepper

Often used to flavor food or make people sneeze.
Seems to be grainy.

Carbon

A black, crystalline solid.
Seems to be crystalline.

Buzzochloric Bees
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Poison, and 4 Piercing per unit.

Liquid bees. Oh god it's LIQUID BEES NO-
Seems to be buzzy.

Bahama mama
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Tropical cocktail.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Sugar

Tasty spacey sugar!
Seems to be sweet.
Satiates hunger.

Dry ramen

Dry noodles and salt.
Seems to be wormy.
Satiates hunger.

B-52
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Coffee, irish cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Amatoxin
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 12 Poison per unit.

A potent toxin found in some mushrooms.
Seems to be nondescript.

Manhattan
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Vodka martini
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Vodka with Gin. Not quite how 007 enjoyed it, but still delicious.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Welding fuel
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Poison per unit.
Makes flames more vicious.

Used by welders to weld.
Seems to be oily.

Space cleaner

This is able to clean almost all surfaces of almost anything that may dirty them. The janitor is likely to appreciate refills.
Seems to be lemony fresh.

Barozine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
cause jittering.
Deals 6 Poison per unit when more than 30u.
Causes vomitting.
30% chance to deal 1 Heat per unit.
.
Causes stuttering for 2 seconds per unit.
Unknown effect: Emote. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

A potent drug that prevents pressure damage. Causes extreme pain and jittering. Very poisonous when overdosed.
Seems to be viscous.

Thermite
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Heat per unit.

A mixture that becomes extremely hot when ignited, and which can burn straight through walls when applied and ignited. It'll slowly inflict burn damage to anybody dumb enough to ingest it, but can't be ignited inside inside said dumb person.
Seems to be grainy.

Barefoot
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Barefoot and pregnant.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Amasec
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Official drink of the Gun Club!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Singulo
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A blue-space beverage!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Pilk

A sickening mixture of milk and cola.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Cryptobiolin
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Causes stuttering for 2 seconds per unit.

Alcohol (0.5 units per second)

Causes drunkness.

Causes confusion and dizziness. This is essential to make Spaceacillin.
Seems to be fizzy.

Milk

An opaque white liquid produced by the mammary glands of mammals.
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.

Ammonia
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Caustic per unit.

An effective fertilizer which is better than what is available to the botanist initially, though it isn't as powerful as Diethylamine
Seems to be pungent.

Ethylredoxrazine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
.
Heals 1 Poison per unit.

Neutralises the effects of alcohol in the blood stream. Though it is commonly needed, it is rarely requested.
Seems to be opaque.

Tritium
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Radiation per unit.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 6 Radiation per unit.

Radioactive space-magic pixie dust.
Seems to be ionizing.

Whiskey cola
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Whiskey, mixed with cola. Surprisingly refreshing.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Spoiled milk

This milk has gone rancid.
Seems to be putrid.
Satiates thirst.

BBQ sauce

Hand wipes not included.
Seems to be gloopy.

Pest killer
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Deals 6 Poison per unit when metabolized by Plant organs.

A mixture that targets pests.
Seems to be bubbling.

Corpium
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Cellular per unit.

A Syndicate cocktail, carefully harvested from various sources. You wouldn't want this inside of you.
Seems to be necrotic.

Hyronalin
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 2 Radiation per unit.
Causes vomitting.
cause jittering when more than 30u.
Deals 4 Heat per unit when more than 30u.

A weak treatment for radiation damage. Considered to be useful mainly for genetic modification, where it reduces radiation levels, and thus the chance of genetic mutations. Largely outclassed by Arithrazine.
Seems to be cloudy.

Phlogiston
Recipes

Effects

Unknown effect: CreateGas. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 6 Heat per unit.
Makes flames more vicious.
Warms you up by 6000 thermal units.

Catches you on fire and makes you ignite.
Seems to be burning.

THC
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
.

The main psychoactive compound in cannabis.
Seems to be crystalline.

Hydrogen

A light, flammable gas.
Seems to be gaseous.

Diphenhydramine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Removes 3 histamine.
Reduces jittering time by 3 seconds per unit.
Heals 6 Poison per unit.

Rapidly purges the body of histamine and reduces jitteriness.
Seems to be chalky.

Carpetium
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Removes 3 carpotoxin when more than 1u carpotoxin present.

A mystical chemical, usually outsourced from the Clown Planet, that covers everything it touches in carpet.
Seems to be fibrous.

Beepsky smash
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Deny drinking this and prepare for THE LAW.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Ichor
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)

Medicine (0.5 units per second)

Heals 10 Brute, 10 Bloodloss, 4 Toxin, and 10 Burn per unit.

An extremely potent regenerative chemical, perfected by space fauna evolution. Produced in the dragon's digestive system, it is seen as an exotic commodity due to the gargantuan effort of hunting for it.
Seems to be roaring.
Satiates thirst.

Mold
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Poison per unit.

Often found in dark, humid places or on old bread.
Seems to be fuzzy.

Ethanol
Effects
Alcohol (0.5 units per second)
Causes drunkness.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit when more than 5u, and not metabolized by Dwarf organs.
Deals 0.4 Poison per unit when more than 5u, and metabolized by Dwarf organs.
Causes vomitting.
Heals 2 Brute per unit when more than 5u, and metabolized by Dwarf organs.

A simple alcohol, makes you drunk if consumed, flammable.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Melon liquor
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A relatively sweet and fruity 46 proof liquor.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Carbon dioxide
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Deals 0.4 Poison per unit when not metabolized by Plant organs, and more than 0.5u.

You have genuinely no idea what this is.
Seems to be odorless.

Patron
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Tequila with silver in it, a favorite of alcoholic women in the club scene.
Seems to be metallic.
Satiates thirst.

Fiber

A raw material, usually extracted from wool or other fabric products.
Seems to be fibrous.

Gin
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

A distilled alcoholic drink that derives its predominant flavour from juniper berries.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Andalusia
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A nice, strangely named drink.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Posca

Poor warriors' drink from a forgotten era.
Seems to be sour.
Satiates thirst.

Nocturine
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Poison per unit when more than 60u.
when more than 8u nocturine present.

Makes you feel very tired and unable to stand up. Basically, it's bone hurting juice.
Seems to be powdery.

White russian
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

That's just, like, your opinion, man...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Aluminium

A silver, soft, non-magnetic, and ductile metal.
Seems to be metallic.

Hippies delight
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

You just don't get it maaaan.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Phenol

An aromatic ring of carbon with a hydroxyl group. A useful precursor to some medicines, but has no healing properties on its own.
Seems to be acidic.

Lemonade

Drink using lemon juice, water, and a sweetener such as cane sugar or honey.
Seems to be tart.
Satiates thirst.

Fluorosulfuric acid
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Caustic per unit.

An extremely corrosive chemical substance.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Classic martini
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Vermouth with Gin. Not quite how 007 enjoyed it, but still delicious.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Cryoxadone
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 8 Brute, 12 Burn, 12 Airloss, and 8 Toxin per unit when below 150k.

Required for the proper function of cryogenics. Heals all standard types of damage very swiftly, but only works in temperatures under 170K (usually this means cryo cells). Can also slowly heal clone damage, such as caused by cloning or Slimes.
Seems to be fizzy.

Vermouth
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Aromatized, fortified white wine flavored with various botanicals.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Toxin
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 8 Poison per unit.

A toxic chemical.
Seems to be opaque.

Acetone

A slick, slightly carcinogenic liquid. Has a multitude of mundane uses in everyday life.
Seems to be acidic.

Desoxyephedrine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: ResetNarcolepsy. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 1.5 Poison per unit.
Deals 4 Poison, and 4 Asphyxiation per unit when more than 30u.

Narcotic (0.5 units per second)

Causes stuttering for 2 seconds per unit.
cause jittering.
Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Reduces stun time by 3 seconds per unit.
Reduces knockdown time by 3 seconds per unit.

Desoxyephedrine is a potent stimulant with dangerous side-effects if too much is consumed.
Seems to be translucent.

Plant-B-gone
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 8 Poison and deals 2 Slash, 4 Blunt, and 2 Piercing per unit when metabolized by Plant organs.

A harmful toxic mixture to kill plantlife. Do not ingest!
Seems to be bubbling.

Gin and tonic
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

An all time classic, mild cocktail.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Mayonnaise

Creamy sauce, made from oil, egg, and some (edible) acid.
Seems to be thick.

Screwdriver
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Vodka, mixed with plain ol' orange juice. The result is surprisingly delicious.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Apple juice

It's a little piece of Eden.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.

Oxygen
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Unknown effect: ModifyLungGas. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

An oxidizing, colorless gas.
Seems to be gaseous.

Cognac
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

A sweet and strongly alcoholic drink, twice distilled and left to mature for several years. Classy as fornication.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Snow white
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A cold refreshment.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Blood

I hope this is ketchup.
Seems to be ferrous.
Satiates thirst.

Egg
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.5 protein.

Used for baking.
Seems to be mucus-like.

Leporazine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 8 Cold per unit.
Warms you up by 100000 thermal units when below 293.15k.
Cools you down by 10000 thermal units when above 293.15k.

This keeps a patient's body temperature stable. High doses can allow short periods of unprotected EVA, but prevents use of the cryogenics tubes.
Seems to be pungent.

Mute toxin
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
.

Makes you unable to talk while metabolizing.
Seems to be syrupy.

Grape soda

It's Graaaaaape!
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Bilk

This appears to be beer mixed with milk. Disgusting.
Seems to be bilky.
Satiates thirst.

Polytrinic acid
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Caustic per unit.

An extremely corrosive chemical substance. The slightest touch of it will melt off most masks and headgear, and it deals extreme damage to anyone who comes directly into contact with it.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Stimulants
Effects
Medicine (0.2 units per second)
Unknown effect: ResetNarcolepsy. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Heals 5 Brute, and 5 Burn per unit.

Narcotic (0.2 units per second)

Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Deals 5 Poison per unit when more than 80u.
Reduces knockdown time by 3 seconds per unit.
Reduces stun time by 3 seconds per unit.

A chemical cocktail developed by Donk Co. that allows agents to recover from stuns faster, move more quickly, and grants a small heal while close to critical condition. Due to the complex nature of the chemical, it is much harder for the body to purge naturally.
Seems to be energizing.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Oculine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals damage to the eyes.

Heals eye damage.
Seems to be translucent.

Oil

Used by chefs to cook.
Seems to be oily.

Fluorosurfactant

A perfluoronated sulfonic acid that forms a foam when mixed with water.
Seems to be opaque.

Uranium
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Radiation per unit.

A grey metallic chemical element in the actinide series, weakly radioactive.
Seems to be metallic.

Lemon juice

This juice is VERY sour.
Seems to be citric.
Satiates thirst.

Pineapple juice

The delicious juice of a pineapple.
Seems to be tropical.
Satiates thirst.

Potassium

A soft, shiny grey metal. Even more reactive than lithium.
Seems to be shiny.

Irish cream
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Whiskey-imbued cream. What else could you expect from the Irish.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Phalanximine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 2 Cellular and deals 2 Radiation per unit.
Causes vomitting.

Used in the treatment of cancer. Causes moderate radiation poisoning.
Seems to be acrid.

Black russian
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Demons blood
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

AHHHH!!!!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Copper

A soft, malleable, and ductile metal with very high thermal and electrical conductivity.
Seems to be metallic.

Space glue
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
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Space Glue is a high performance glue intended for maintenance of extremely complex mechanical equipment (and certainly not used to make people stick to the floor).
Seems to be sticky.

Plasma
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Poison per unit.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 6 Poison per unit.
Removes 2 inaprovaline.

Funky, space-magic pixie dust. You probably shouldn't eat this, but we both know you will anyways.
Seems to be gaseous.

Synaptizine
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 6 Poison per unit.
Reduces stun time by 3 seconds per unit.
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Reduces knockdown time by 3 seconds per unit.

Toxic, but treats hallucinations, drowsiness & halves the duration of paralysis, stuns and knockdowns. One unit is enough to treat hallucinations; two units is deadly.
Seems to be pungent.

Acidspit
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A drink for the daring, can be deadly if incorrectly prepared!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Green tea

Tasty green tea.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Olive oil
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.75 nutriment.

Viscous and fragrant.
Seems to be oily.

Dexalin plus
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 7 Asphyxiation, and 6 Bloodloss per unit.
Removes 3 lexorin when more than 1u lexorin present.
Deals 10 Asphyxiation, and 6 Cold per unit when more than 25u.

Used in treatment of extreme cases of oxygen deprivation. Effective at healing blood loss damage.
Seems to be cloudy.

Sake
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Alcoholic beverage made by fermenting rice that has been polished.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Experimental stimulants
Effects
Medicine (0.25 units per second)
Removes 3 chloral hydrate when more than 1u chloral hydrate present.
Unknown effect: ResetNarcolepsy. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Heals 16 Brute, and 16 Burn per unit when more than 10u.
Removes 3 lexorin when more than 1u lexorin present.

Narcotic (0.25 units per second)

Deals 32 Poison per unit when more than 60u.
Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
cause jittering when less than 10u.
Reduces stun time by 6 seconds per unit when more than 10u.
Reduces knockdown time by 6 seconds per unit when more than 10u.
Causes stuttering for 2 seconds per unit when less than 10u.
when more than 10u.
Unknown effect: Electrocute. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.
Deals 4 Poison per unit when more than 10u.

A prototype version of the Stimulant chemical mixture. Usage grants virtual immunity to stun weaponry, rapid tissue regeneration, extreme running speed by reducing lactic acid buildup, and a general feeling of euphoria. Side effects may include extreme levels of anticoagulation, tunnel vision, extreme toxin buildup in the bloodstream, and rapid liver death. Do not give to animals.
Seems to be exhilarating.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Heartbreaker toxin
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Asphyxiation per unit.

A hallucinogenic compound that is illegal under space law. A synthetic drug derived from Mindbreaker toxin, it blocks some neurological signals to the respiratory system which causes choking.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Sulfur

A yellow, crystalline solid.
Seems to be powdery.

Silicon

A hard and brittle crystalline solid with a blue-grey color.
Seems to be crystalline.

Fourteen Loko
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.1 theobromine.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

A highly processed liquid substance barely-passing intergalatic health standards for a soft drink.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.