Cooking

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The microwave

The Microwave is the Chef's (and unlucky prisoner's) choice of heating utensil, being able to cook everything from bread, to pizza and pies, as long as you select the right time to cook. It has a menu layout similar to the grinder, with ingredients in the microwave on the left, and a selection of buttons on the right. You can pick between Instantanious and 30 seconds of cooking time using said buttons. Each recipe requires a different time in the microwave. If the ingredients or time are wrong the ingredients in the microwave will either be spit out or it will burn into a burnt mess.

Recipes

Flour
Wheat [1]
Grind
Bad Recipe! [1]
Dough
Mix
Bad Recipe! [1]
Cheese
Mix
Bad Recipe! [1]
Cake Batter
Mix
Bad Recipe! [1]
Vegan Cake Batter
Mix
Bad Recipe! [1]
Bread
Dough [1]
15 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Banana Bread
Dough [1]
Banana [1]
25 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Cream Cheese Bread
Dough [1]
Cheese Wedge [2]
20 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Bread Bun
Dough Slice [1]
5 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Cheeseburger
Bread Bun [1]
Meat [1]
Cheese Wedge [1]
5 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Clownburger
Bread Bun [1]
Clown mask [1]
5 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Xenoburger
Bread Bun [1]
Xeno Meat [1]
5 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Empowered Burger
Bread Bun [1]
Plasma [2]
5 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Bearger
Bread Bun [1]
Bear Meat [1]
5 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Mushroom Pizza
Dough [1]
Chanterelle [5]
25 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Margarita Pizza
Dough [1]
Cheese Wedge [1]
Tomato [4]
30 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Meat Pizza
Dough [1]
Meat [3]
Cheese Wedge [1]
Tomato [1]
30 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Vegetable Pizza
Dough [1]
Eggplant [1]
Carrot [1]
Corn [1]
Tomato [1]
30 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Dank Pizza
Dough [1]
Ambrosia Vulgaris [3]
Cheese Wedge [1]
Tomato [1]
30 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Donk Pocket Pizza
Dough [1]
Warm Donk Pocket [3]
Cheese Wedge [1]
Tomato [1]
30 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Banana Cream Pie
Cake Batter [1]
Banana [3]
15 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Popcorn
Corn [1]
5 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Loaded Baked Potato
Potato [1]
Cheese Wedge [1]
10 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Donk Pocket
Donk Pocket (any) [1]
5 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Enchilada
Chili [2]
Corn [1]
Raw Cutlet [1]
20 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Spaghetti
Boiled Noodles [1]
Tomato [2]
10 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Spaghetti and Meatballs
Boiled Noodles [1]
Meatball [2]
10 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Meatball Soup
Meatball [1]
Carrot [1]
Potato [1]
10 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Salty Sweet Miso Cola Soup
Miso Soup [1]
15 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Hot Chili
Chili [1]
Raw Cutlet [1]
Onion Slice [1]
Tomato [1]
20 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Chili Con Carnival
Chili [1]
Raw Cutlet [1]
Onion Slice [1]
Tomato [1]
Clown Shoes [1]
30 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Queso
Chili [1]
Cheese Wedge [2]
15 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Vegan Cake Batter
Mix
Bad Recipe! [1]
Moldy Bread Slice
Bread Slice [1]
Fly Amanita [1]
5 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Nettle Soup
Nettle [1]
Egg [1]
Potato [1]
10 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Amanita Jelly
Fly Amanita [3]
10 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Amanita Pie
Cake Batter [1]
Fly Amanita [1]
15 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Herb Salad
Ambrosia Vulgaris [3]
Apple [1]
5 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]
Valid Salad
Ambrosia Vulgaris [3]
Potato [1]
Meatball [1]
5 sec
Bad Recipe! [1]

Condiments & Foods

Water

A colorless liquid that humans need in order to survive.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Milk

An opaque white liquid produced by the mammary glands of mammals.
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.

Nutriment

All the vitamins, minerals, and carbohydrates the body needs in pure form.
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates hunger.

Rice
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.4 sugar.
Adds 0.1 nutriment.

Hard, small white grains.
Seems to be chewy.

Corn oil

Corn oil, A delicious oil used in cooking. Made from corn.
Seems to be oily.

Ketchup

Made from pureed tomatoes and flavored with spices.
Seems to be tangy.

Table salt

Commonly known as salt, Sodium Chloride is often used to season food or kill borers instantly.
Seems to be grainy.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Ketchunaise

So-called Russian dressing, popular among Space Americans.
Seems to be saucey.

Hotsauce

Burns so good.
Seems to be spicy.

Protein
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
50% chance to heal 0.8 Brute per unit.
Unknown effect: ModifyBloodLevel. Ask /tmp/moony#0029 for help.

Found in certain meals, good for bodily health.
Seems to be clumpy.
Satiates hunger.

Flour
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.4 sugar.
Adds 0.1 nutriment.

Used for baking.
Seems to be powdery.
Satiates thirst.

Soy sauce

A salty soy-based flavoring.
Seems to be salty.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Universal enzyme

Used in cooking various dishes.
Seems to be chalky.

Vinaigrette

A basic salad dressing made with oil, vinegar and seasoning.
Seems to be sour.

Vitamin
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
50% chance to heal 1 Brute, and 1 Burn per unit.
Reduces bleeding.

Found in healthy, complete meals.
Seems to be chalky.
Satiates hunger.

Cornmeal
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.1 nutriment.

Used for baking.
Seems to be powdery.
Satiates thirst.

Oats
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 sugar.
Adds 0.3 nutriment.

Used for a variety of tasty purposes.
Seems to be coarse.

Horseradish sauce

Smelly horseradish sauce.
Seems to be overpowering.

Frostoil

Leaves the tongue numb in its passage.
Seems to be cold.

Astrotame

The sweetness of a thousand sugars but none of the calories.
Seems to be sugary.

Vinegar
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.4 water.
Adds 0.1 vitamin.
Causes vomitting.

Often used to flavor food.
Seems to be sour.

Black pepper

Often used to flavor food or make people sneeze.
Seems to be grainy.

Sugar

Tasty spacey sugar!
Seems to be sweet.
Satiates hunger.

BBQ sauce

Hand wipes not included.
Seems to be gloopy.

Mayonnaise

Creamy sauce, made from oil, egg, and some (edible) acid.
Seems to be thick.

Egg
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.5 protein.

Used for baking.
Seems to be mucus-like.

Oil

Used by chefs to cook.
Seems to be oily.

Olive oil
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.75 nutriment.

Viscous and fragrant.
Seems to be oily.